Weird Dave Review: The Social Network

I wanted to see a movie. Red just came out in theaters and I wanted to see that, but since no one else wanted to see a movie this night I decided to see the movie no one wanted to see but myself anyway - The Social Network. And watch it I did!

Format: AMC Theater

Screening Date: 10/20/2010

Run Time: 2 hr 1 min

Director: David Fincher

Release Date: 2010

Attendance: Weird Dave

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 7/10

Presentation 9/10

I'm going to start this by saying I think this movie has Oscar contender written all over it. I don't know about winning, but I can definitely see it being nominated for best picture, best director, best screen play (by Aaron Sorkin!), best actor, and probably even best supporting actor. Does it deserve to be nominated? I think so.

If you're not familiar with the movie it's about the creation of Facebook and it's CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. It's got betrayals, manipulation, heated arguments, accusations, tears, laughs, and a dude on a zip line. You can't make this stuff up!

Or maybe you can. To be honest, I have no idea how much of the movie is true - but it certainly makes for an entertaining experience. Jesse Eisenberg does a terrific job as Mark Zuckerberg, who is portrayed as a total douchebag who just wants to fit in. Hard not to relate on some level, but his attitude in the movie makes it very difficult to identify with him. His best friend, played by Andrew Garfield, does a terrific job and definitely deserves a nod for best supporting actor. Again, how much is truth and how much is fiction I can't say, but the drama presented on screen must have been based on something. Or maybe not?

Overall I think the movie was about one guy who's trying to make something of his life, gets burned (rightly so) and left by a girl, and goes to great lengths to prove that he can do something. It's just that something has become so pervasive in every day life that it's almost terrifying. How many of you are reading this Movie Jerks blog posting from the Facebook link? Probably most of you. Assuming there is more than a handful of you out there. Hello?

I walked away from this movie a little disturbed to be honest, and I'm more than a little disturbed at that. I find myself wanting to edge away from Facebook with no real discernible reason. Is it just because it's popular? Wow is that a terrible reason. I'm at odds with my inquisitive nature (which is just a nice way of saying I'm obsessed with knowing what's going on) which Facebook really helps feed versus ... what? What's on the other end? What's keeping me from using Facebook? Is it just the notion that someday our entire lives are going to be on the web, out there for all to see, warts and all? I just don't know.

At any rate, I would heartily recommend this movie. It's well presented, with most of the film taking place as flashback scenes to support the depositions/testimony of the various characters in the lawsuits surrounding Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook a few years ago. And one of them is ongoing now, I think. Court room style drama, even when it's without a judge or jury, is some of the most engaging, and David Fincher handles the presentation very well. It's almost like I'm being manipulated into liking this movie ... Nah.

Special nod goes to Justin Timberlake, who plays the creator of Napster. I don't know anything about this person in real life, but Justin Timberlake plays him as the BIGGEST douchebag of them all. As much as these things can be faulted his character seems to the crux of the falling out between Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin (played by Andrew Garfield).

Wherein lies the truth? I don't know. But this movie makes for one hell of an interesting drama, that's for sure. Watch it with that in mind and try not to overthink the real-life details. It'll help you sleep at night.

Weird Dave Review: Friday the 13th Part VI

Halloween Horror Film Fest continues with the presentation of Friday the 13th Part VI! Is it worth your time?

Format: Theater in the Garage

Screening Date: 10/15/2010

Run Time: 1 hr 26 min

Director: Tom McLoughlin

Release Date: 1986

Attendance: Weird Dave, Griffie, Dirty Hippie, Eric, Jesse

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 6/10

Presentation 5/10

Short answer - no. Longer answer - nnnnnooooooooo. I grew up watching the Friday the 13th movies, and to be honest they frightened me (but not nearly as much as A Nightmare on Elm Street). Jason was a killer, yes, and he stalked people in the woods, but that's it.

Or at least it was until Part VI. The movie starts with the kid who killed Jason in Part IV coming to make sure the job is done - which he does by driving a metal stake into Jason's corpse, which is promptly reanimated by lightning and goes on a killing spree. And it goes down from there, if you can believe that.

I have vague memories of this movie being better, but it really was pretty bad even for a slasher flick. Bottom line - you watch a slasher flick like this for the boobs and the blood, and this movie was sorely lacking in both departments. Jason killed quite a few people, and in fact I think this movie holds the number 2 spot for most kills in a Jason movie, but they are shot and presented so poorly that you're never left to cringe and savor the moment. The director cuts away from every decapitation, every gutting, every stabbing, every bloody kill in the whole movie that you feel just down right cheated. And there's one terrible sex scene in the movie that takes place in a sorry excuse for a Winnebago. Yippee.

Really, just avoid this movie - it's not as good as you remember. Watch Friday the 13th Part III or even Part X instead. And when you do (insert segway here!) enjoy a tall Jason Voorhees for me! The drink for this particular Halloween Horror entry was appropriately titled a Jason Voorhees, which is one shot of vanilla vodka, one shot of cream, and about three shots of root beer (regular root beer). It tastes like a root beer float! Why it's called a Jason Voorhees, however, I just don't know. It's brown ... like Jason's clothing. I guess?

Weird Dave Review: I Spit On Your Grave

A friend from work, one Ryan Wooley, shares similar tastes in movies as I do. We chit chat about movies every now and then, and recently we've been talking about cult movie fanatic Joe Bob Briggs. He hosted a show on TNT called MonsterVision that I recall seeing and enjoying, though I have little actual memories of what he said. Just impressions. So conversation turned towards what Joe Bob had done lately, and the only thing Ryan could think of was some commentaries - specifically one for I Spit on Your Grave. It just so happened that Ryan owned a copy, so he "graciously" let me borrow a copy. I popped it in one Tuesday evening and here's my review.

Format: TV Room

Screening Date: 10/12/2010

Run Time: 1 hr 40 min

Director: Meir Zarchi

Release Date: 1978

Attendance: Weird Dave, Griffie (partly), Joe Bob Briggs (commentary)

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 4/10

Presentation 7/10

If you're not familiar with this movie, I Spit on Your Grave (originally billed as Day of the Woman) is a rape-revenge story. That ... pretty much sums it up. I think it holds the record for longest continuous rape scene in cinematic history, with it clocking in around 25 minutes or so. That 25 minutes was long, brutal, and difficult to watch.

Or at least it would have been had I been watching it without commentary by famed cult movie personality, Joe Bob Briggs. Now, normally I'm not one to watch movies with commentary tracks (or at least not normal ones - RiffTrax is the big exception!). But watching I Spit on Your Grave with Joe Bob Briggs commentary was like watching the movie with Joe Bob in the room. He had a very natural way of speaking, and actually watched the movie and commented on things as they happened. He posited questions and provided some interesting information, and I learned he knows WAY too much about the rape-revenge genre of movies.

I'll be honest I don't feel very qualified to really rate or even comment on the movie itself. It's brutal ... and that's about all I can say. It's very realistic, which means it's pretty hard to watch in terms of content - but in terms of quality it is well done and easy to follow. Joe Bob definitely made this movie worth watching, and I really feel that commentary tracks done by people who were NOT involved in the making of the movie in question tend to provide the best experience.

Should you see this movie? Hard to say. Should you watch Cannibal Holocaust? I put these two movies in the same category (the difference in my own experience being I didn't have Joe Bob Briggs around to help watch Cannibal Holocaust) - they're both well done movies about an abhorrent subject matter. Doesn't mean they shouldn't get made, but I don't think they're for everyone. Or even most people.

Should you watch this movie with Joe Bob Briggs commentary? I would recommend that. He's clearly a fan of the drive-in movie style of film and knows a good deal about it, so he's interesting without being overwhelming and informative without being boring. He even straddles the line between riffing the movie and admiring it. While clearly a fan of movies in general Joe Bob was critical of a few scenes in I Spit on Your Grave that I would have to agree with (a few scenes dragged on much too long).

I Spit on Your Grave. A rape-revenge movie. Pretty much sums it up.

Weird Dave Review: Dial M for Murder

Up next for the Top 5 Movie Fest (gotta come up with a better name) is actually my own pick. This was a bit of a shot in the dark, so I'll admit I was a bit nervous going into the movie. But it turned out OK in the end.

Format: Theater in the Garage

Screening Date: 10/10/2010

Run Time: 1 hr 45 min

Director: Alfred Hitchcock

Release Date: 1954

Attendance: Weird Dave, Griffie, Spoonbridge, Killer Wyrm, Dirty Hippie, Eric, Alaina, Matthew

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 8/10

Presentation 9/10

I learned a few things and watched a WHOLE lot of movies in the past year in our foray into the AFI Top 100 Movies List. One of the things that really stuck with me was that I really enjoyed all of Alfred Hitchcock's movies that were presented. The first was North by Northwest, the second was Rear Window, the third was Psycho, and the fourth was Vertigo. Vertigo actually cracked the top 10, but to be honest it was my least favorite of the four. Pyscho I had seen, but the other two came out of nowhere for me.

Especially Rear Window. It was well-acted, well-written, well-directed, and well-presented. Everything about the movie oozed suspense, witty charm, and danger. I wanted to put an Alfred Hitchcock movie on my top 5 list but I was kind of in the dark as to which one. The Birds? Nah, too campy I thought. The Man Who Knew Too Much (his remake of his own movie)? I watched that separate from everyone else, enjoyed it, but it didn't blow me away. But Dial M for Murder - the title was great and evocative and only a relatively small group of people I knew had actually seen it.

The first thing you have to know about Dial M for Murder is that it is very British. And by very British, I mean ridiculously British. It's based on a stage play and the entire movie takes place almost entirely within the entirety of one apartment (Hell, one room in one apartment) - or flat, or house, or something. I dig some poking around beforehand and apparently filming of the movie took only 4 weeks, and 1 week of that was dedicated to the murder scene itself. A pair of scissors to the back. Well done, but I'm not sure why it took a week to film.

I really enjoyed the movie, and I don't want to just run down the plot here - you should see the movie, and if not there are better synopsis sites out in the web wilderness to peruse. The movie really kept me guessing - I didn't know how it was going to end, and it really felt like the perfect crime on paper. Even as things started to unravel the man who plots the murder of his wife seems to have thought of everything and planned for a very long time.

It's sharply editing, but there is a LOT of talking. Pretty much all dialog from start to finish, but even still I found myself riveted and engaged the entire time. If you haven't seen it Dial M for Murder is a great suspense film from the master of suspense himself. Check it out.

It's curious, but after watching this movie I find myself knowing where every pair of scissors in my house is located and if they've been moved. Wonder if that means something.

Oh well.

Site for Top 5 Movies

In case you were wondering, "what movies have people selected for their top 5 selections?" you can worry no more with the below link! Eric has kindly put together a site where we can view IMDB information for each movie along with a trailer (if available). Check it out. NOW!

http://nerdism.net/movienerds

Weird Dave Review: The Thing

Since it's October, that means Theater in the Garage is going through a Halloween Horror Film Fest on Thursdays in lieu of our regularly scheduled line up. The first week was Alien, and this week we watched the 1982 John Carpenter classic, The Thing.

Format: Theater in the Garage

Screening Date: 10/8/2010

Run Time: 1 hr 39 min

Director: John Carpenter

Release Date: 1982

Attendance: Weird Dave, Griffie, Spoonbridge, Killer Wyrm, Dirty Hippie, Wilder, Eric, Matthew

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 10/10

Presentation 9/10

This is one of my favorite movies of all time. The atmosphere, the pacing, the cast, the sets, the music - it all comes together as one fantastically terrifying cinematic treasure. I think this stands as John Carpenter's best work (though it is beat out by just a nudge on my own personal scale by Big Trouble in Little China). For those not in the know, John Carpenter's The Thing is ostensibly a remake of the 1951 sci-fi film The Thing From Another World, and both are adaptations of a John W. Campbell story from 1938 called Who Goes There? Fun fact.

I'm not going to disseminate the plot, as I'm sure most of you have seen the movie, but for the benefit of the one or two people who haven't here's a quick rundown - Antarctica station, Norwegians uncover spacecraft and unknown alien organism, organism takes over any living entity, wackiness ensues. What gets me every time I watch this movie is how great the effects are. And they're real! There's no CG in this movie, just good old fashioned models and robots. And it works so great.

The other amazing piece of the movie that gets me every time is the music. Composed by Ennio Morricone (of spaghetti-western fame), it serves as the perfect soundtrack to mistrust, paranoia, and horror. If you play any horror-themed RPGs you NEED to have this soundtrack, no questions asked. It creates perfect tension without taking players out of the moment with a more recognizable soundtrack. Eerie and wonderful!

As most of you probably know for the Halloween Horror Film Fest I serve up a tasty mixed drink thematically appropriate to the movie being watched. This movie was difficult to find a suitable one, and I eventually settled on Pina Coladas. Why Pina Coladas? Because they are 1) white like the frozen continent of Antarctica, 2) are cold like the biting winds of Antarctica, and 3) contain a deceptive amount of alcohol. I couldn't find a drink based solely on The Thing, or John Carpenter, or Wilford Brimley, or paranoia, or bodysnatchers. I considered serving straight J&B Scotch as Kurt Russel's character drinks but ... decided against it.

And whenever I see Kurt Russel in his big cowboy hat I think chimichangas. Not sure why.

Weird Dave Review: Superman/Batman Apocalypse

Last weekend I made a trip out to the local Best Buy and I was reminded of the new Superman/Batman movie, Apocalypse, had just been released. I was a fan of the new Batman: Under the Red Hood movie, and while Darkseid just isn't as cool as Thanos, wanted to give this new release a shot. So, on Tuesday, I fired up the garage theater with Spoonbridge and Griffie and popped it in.

Format: Theater in the Garage

Screening Date: 10/5/2010

Run Time: 1 hr 18 min

Director: Lauren Montgomery

Release Date: 2010

Attendance: Weird Dave, Griffie, Spoonbridge

Review At A Glance

Enjoyment 5/10

Presentation 6/10

Man, do I hate Superman. The character is simply the worst of the worst when it comes to ... well, anything. And by that I mean he is the worst character I can ever think of - the only one that comes close is his pulp progenitor, Doc Savage. Superman can do anything, and his only flaws are the whole "great responsibility" situation that plague most superheroes. But the difference with Superman is that in order to threaten him on a physical scale you need to create ginormous world-shattering things to throw at him. And even then he's gonna win.

But there's also the emotional angle, and that's what they tried to do with the newest DC animated movie Superman/Batman Apocalypse. To start, if I had known this was the origin of the Supergirl character I WOULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED THIS MOVIE. Because that's exactly what it is, the origin of a spin-off Superman character with Batman thrown in almost as an afterthought. Hell, Wonder Woman has just as large a role in the movie as Batman but she doesn't get top billing. What the heck, DC?

At any rate, Apocalypse follows the story of a kryptonite meteor that contains Kal-El's cousin, Kara Zor-El. Why she's not as old as Kal-El is beyond me, and they don't really explain that AT ALL, but they establish that her parents sent her off Krypton at the same time Superman's parents did. Huge age difference, as she is just a teenager in the movie. Whatever.

It opens with the meteorite crashing into Gotham Bay, which seems to be the only way they could think of to get Batman involved. Go ahead and guess who voices Kara. I'll give you some hints. The character starts off nekked. She's young. She's extremely powerful but not quite in control of her feelings/powers. If you guess Summer Glau, congratulations! You're right. I don't think I've seen Summer Glau in a role that those words did not sum up. Type cast? Perhaps.

The passage of time is handled poorly, as we jump from "naked girl who only speaks Krypton" to "shopping spree in Metropolis" to "Krypto the Super Dog doesn't like the newcomer in the Fortress of Solitude" in a matter of minutes, but really the time span is months. And you heard me right. Krypto the Super Dog is in this movie. You can hear my eye twitching, can't you?

Batman doesn't trust Kara and Superman trusts her too much, so they decide to have her train on Paradise Island with Wonder Woman and her amazons. She learns to fight, and more months pass in a short time frame. We are also treated to images of the planet Apokalips (I think that's how you spell it) where the god-like being Darkseid reigns supreme. He has a strange thing for butch Earth women, and they occupy his Honor Guard. Darkseid senses Kara's power and decides to recruit her to be captain of his Honor Guard. Cue massive battle on Paradise Island.

There was also something in there about an oracle who died, but it wasn't really very clear. Kara is kidnapped by Darkseid, so Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and the former captain of Darkseid's Honor Guard depart for Apokalips via a boom tube (tee hee!). Turns out Darkseid has brainwashed Kara into blah blah blah.

I really don't want to write any more this summary because it's sounding dumber and dumber with each passing sentence. Bottom line - the animation was well-done, though Batman's cape was unnaturally slimming, and his upper lip bothered me. The voice acting was solid enough, with Kevin Conroy returning as Batman. The only one that really bothered me was Darkseid's voice. Just didn't have enough menace or properly convey the type of power a character like that possesses.

Big fights at the end with strange creatures on Apokalips that had its entertaining moments. Kara decides to become Supergirl after a series of explosive battles with Darkseid in Smallville. Blah blah blah. Watch at your own risk, and if you're a fan of Supergirl I'm sure you'll dig this movie. But otherwise ... I'd stay away.